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Il m’a dit « comme tout le monde ? »
Réponse « Oui. »
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Il m’a dit « comme tout le monde ? »
Réponse « Oui. »
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Je suis médecin du travail, généraliste, proctologue, gyneco, néphrologue, cardio, urgentiste. Askip.
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Je suis médecin du travail, généraliste, proctologue, gyneco, néphrologue, cardio, urgentiste. Askip.
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Il m’a dit « comme tout le monde ? »
Réponse « Oui. »
Ton QI stp ?
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Ton QI stp ?
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