{"messages":[{"id":2333281,"content":"Enfin, jusqu'à 13h&nbsp;<img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\"><div><br></div><div>C'est l'effectif minimal&nbsp;<img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\"></div><div><br></div><div>Tout en ayant demandé à des gens de venir alors qu'ils ne travaillaient pas&nbsp;<img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\"></div><div><br></div><div>Et en devant décaler des emplois du temps&nbsp;<img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\"></div><div><br></div><div>Je suis pain et surgelé aujourd'hui&nbsp;<img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\"></div><div><br></div><div>L'un est caisse et mise en rayon&nbsp;<img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\"></div><div><br></div><div>L'autre est en mise en rayon et caisses automatiques</div><div><br></div><div>Et le dernier est responsable&nbsp;<img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\"></div><div><br></div><div>Ça va être une belle journée&nbsp;<img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\"></div><div><br></div><div>Il y a trois arrêts à ma connaissance et un départ depuis la fin de la semaine dernière :</div><div>-L'une a fini son bts et cherche une promotion ailleurs</div><div>-l'un a mal aux pieds (ampoules)</div><div>-l'autre a mal aux genoux (elle est tombée hier)</div><div>-la dernière a mal à la psychée&nbsp;<img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\"></div><div><br></div><div>J'espère qu'il y aura de nouvelles têtes pour ne plus être dans le duo de nouveaux&nbsp;<img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" 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class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Et en devant décaler des emplois du temps <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Je suis pain et surgelé aujourd'hui <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>L'un est caisse et mise en rayon <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>L'autre est en mise en rayon et caisses automatiques</div><div><br /></div><div>Et le dernier est responsable <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Ça va être une belle journée <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Il y a trois arrêts à ma connaissance et un départ depuis la fin de la semaine dernière :</div><div>-L'une a fini son bts et cherche une promotion ailleurs</div><div>-l'un a mal aux pieds (ampoules)</div><div>-l'autre a mal aux genoux (elle est tombée hier)</div><div>-la dernière a mal à la psychée <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>J'espère qu'il y aura de nouvelles têtes pour ne plus être dans le duo de nouveaux <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div>"},{"id":2333292,"content":"Y'a moi","originalContent":null,"files":[],"villageId":"village","topic":{"id":133331,"title":"On est 4 ce matin","slug":"on-est-4-ce-matin","messagesCount":26,"villageId":"village"},"user":{"id":"3fbbb89d-16b3-48d5-903a-5cc7c90b222c","username":"chienchaud","avatar":"65619a14-7d67-4343-b10c-9dc9962a2188.png","villages_members":[{"userId":"3fbbb89d-16b3-48d5-903a-5cc7c90b222c","villageId":"village","points":15236,"kickedUntil":"2026-08-28T06:07:31.869Z","disabled":false,"emoji":{"code":"crown","url":"https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/jdecked/twemoji@15.1.0/assets/72x72/1f451.png","surrogates":"👑"}}],"groups_members":[{"group":{"id":123,"name":"THE PING OF PONG 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src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /><div><br /></div><div>C'est l'effectif minimal <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Tout en ayant demandé à des gens de venir alors qu'ils ne travaillaient pas <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Et en devant décaler des emplois du temps <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Je suis pain et surgelé aujourd'hui <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>L'un est caisse et mise en rayon <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>L'autre est en mise en rayon et caisses automatiques</div><div><br /></div><div>Et le dernier est responsable <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Ça va être une belle journée <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Il y a trois arrêts à ma connaissance et un départ depuis la fin de la semaine dernière :</div><div>-L'une a fini son bts et cherche une promotion ailleurs</div><div>-l'un a mal aux pieds (ampoules)</div><div>-l'autre a mal aux genoux (elle est tombée hier)</div><div>-la dernière a mal à la psychée <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>J'espère qu'il y aura de nouvelles têtes pour ne plus être dans le duo de nouveaux <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" 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13h <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /><div><br /></div><div>C'est l'effectif minimal <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Tout en ayant demandé à des gens de venir alors qu'ils ne travaillaient pas <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Et en devant décaler des emplois du temps <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Je suis pain et surgelé aujourd'hui <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>L'un est caisse et mise en rayon <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>L'autre est en mise en rayon et caisses automatiques</div><div><br /></div><div>Et le dernier est responsable <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Ça va être une belle journée <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Il y a trois arrêts à ma connaissance et un départ depuis la fin de la semaine dernière :</div><div>-L'une a fini son bts et cherche une promotion ailleurs</div><div>-l'un a mal aux pieds (ampoules)</div><div>-l'autre a mal aux genoux (elle est tombée hier)</div><div>-la dernière a mal à la psychée <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>J'espère qu'il y aura de nouvelles têtes pour ne plus être dans le duo de nouveaux <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" 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