{"messages":[{"id":2338587,"content":"La coiffeuse elle a trop coupé sur les côtés, je voulais être comme Jonesy je suis juste comme&nbsp; une lesbienne maintenant&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/26/2651/265193/full.png\" alt=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/26/2651/265193/full.png\" data-id=\"265193\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\"><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>J'ai passé une mauvaise semaine en plus je fais 3 nuits consécutives et j'ai pas assez dormi car après la première nuit je devais aller faire les courses tôt pour prendre des lampes de jardin pour mamoune, et puis la je me suis réveillé tôt pour le coiffeur aussi&nbsp;<img src=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/26/2651/265193/full.png\" alt=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/26/2651/265193/full.png\" data-id=\"265193\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\"><br></div><div>Déjà rien que 3 nuits sans Fortnite voilà quoi c'est chiant&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div>J'ai 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