{"messages":[{"id":2449131,"content":"5 personnes programmées <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /><div><br /></div><div>La manageuse, présente je pense 100%<img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>La CCA (intermédiaire), chance de présence : 80%, il lui arrive d'être absente pour motif psy je crois<img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>L'esclave fidèle, moi, déjà présent, 100%<img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>L'employé fatigué (exige de ne pas bosser le matin, est défoncé quand il doit bosser le matin, 25% de chance de présence <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>L'employé à l'ongle incarné, 1% de chance (absent depuis une semaine) <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Taux estimé : 3 personnes sur 5</div><div><br /></div><div>S'il se réveille avec un cycle de sommeil : 4 personnes sur 5</div><div><br 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