{"messages":[{"id":2496006,"content":"<div>Avant de manger je passe faire mes courses à vélo-cargo chez Intermarché avant d'acheter le reste chez une fermette du coin (oui comme un gauchiste, mais du sport c'est nécessaire les obèses !) <img src=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/0/2/228/full.png\" alt=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/0/2/228/full.png\" data-id=\"228\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>J'arrive en caisse, 3 vieilles boomeuse, dont deux avec chacune un caddie plein (la troisième et la pour aider apparemment), me passent devant en poussant mon caddie ! <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/7a37f30b-6bad-40b6-8feb-c9fc909809b2.png\" alt=\"Panoramix WTF\" data-id=\"373449\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Je leurs demande tout haut s'il ne faut pas se gêner ?! <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/c5bd8337-ab2e-4e8e-a920-8adcb3de2852.png\" alt=\"Pano What\" data-id=\"373453\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Bien évidemment tout les golems \"travailleur\" qui paye les retraites de cette génération d'ordure ne disent rien et baissent les yeux, comme-ci seraient devant des nègres et des arabes <img src=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/0/10/1072/full.jpeg\" alt=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/0/10/1072/full.jpeg\" data-id=\"1072\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>S'il n'y avais pas de caméras, j'en aurait pousser une de façon qu'il n'y a une retraite en moins à payer... <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/7945e7da-817a-47e6-a5f1-28794305ffa8.jpeg\" alt=\"pano cool\" data-id=\"373482\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Une caissière qui me connais, chockbar et ayant vu la scène, me fait ensuite passer par la caisse rapide, j'ai eu un regard noir de ses vieilles sorcières <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/9bf05b65-d806-415d-85ed-ea891151f03e.png\" alt=\"chat lunettes\" data-id=\"372012\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>En sortant après avoir rangé mes courses pour la semaine prochaine dans mon vélo-cargo, je remarque que ses vieilles truies, plaques d’immatriculation Française, roulent :</div><div><br /></div><div>Pour les deux premières, dont la \"aidante\" qui a poussé mon caddie, avec ce genre de Citroën DS :<br /><br /><img alt=\"blob:https://village.cx/9e365291-e7f4-43bf-9d8f-612841dd7bae\" class=\"picture\" src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/92332528-8f3d-4645-98b6-75612b85aeb5.png\" width=\"1335\" height=\"547\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Pour l'autre, qui se connaissent, plaque française aussi, avec ce genre de véhicule, neuf :</div><div><br /></div><div><img alt=\"blob:https://village.cx/2991449f-eff9-4746-a2aa-123a0c120cba\" class=\"picture\" src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/ac8b46ce-1076-423f-839c-e3f49cfd1d6e.png\" width=\"426\" height=\"320\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Pour appel en Belgique, mes impôts :</div><div><br /></div><div><img alt=\"blob:https://village.cx/6a2d1702-f80e-4b7f-a31a-cda8af222f22\" class=\"picture\" src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/0270bcdb-4817-4f01-a491-cc94b432051b.jpeg\" width=\"560\" height=\"478\" /></div><div><br /></div><div><i>Mais c'est de la faute des chômeurs ...</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div><i><br /></i></div>","originalContent":null,"files":[{"id":121584,"url":"92332528-8f3d-4645-98b6-75612b85aeb5.png","mimeType":null,"duration":null,"waveform":[],"captions":null},{"id":121585,"url":"ac8b46ce-1076-423f-839c-e3f49cfd1d6e.png","mimeType":null,"duration":null,"waveform":[],"captions":null},{"id":121586,"url":"0270bcdb-4817-4f01-a491-cc94b432051b.jpeg","mimeType":null,"duration":null,"waveform":[],"captions":null}],"villageId":"village","topic":{"id":142474,"title":"KILL ALL BOOMERS !!! 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