{"messages":[{"id":2511350,"content":"<div>Elle infecte déjà un bon quasi MILLIARD de personnes et il n'existe aucun traitement pour guérir de ce PARASITE <img src=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/25/2591/259101/full.png\" alt=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/25/2591/259101/full.png\" data-id=\"259101\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>En plus extrêmement contagieuse <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/3d749703-1294-4126-a83f-005bfa7f989f.jpeg\" alt=\"yuki\" data-id=\"372629\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div><b>Les premiers symptômes sont souvent discret :</b></div><div><br /></div><div><b>&gt;</b> Au début, les personnes croient que tout vas bien et puis leur téléphone commence à se remplir de photos et vidéos de leur chat <img src=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/0/13/1348/full.png\" alt=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/0/13/1348/full.png\" data-id=\"1348\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div><b>&gt;</b> Ils annules des plans juste pour rester avec lui et sans s'en rendre compte, ils commencent à lui parler avec une voix aigüe de tapette totalement ridicule. <img src=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/14/1430/143089/full.png\" alt=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/14/1430/143089/full.png\" data-id=\"143089\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /><br /><br /><b>Ensuite sa s'empire :</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>&gt; </b>Les personnes infectés refusent de jeter les cartons et souffrent du syndrome de Diogène. Car les chats aiment ça.<b> <img src=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/2/210/21092/full.png\" alt=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/2/210/21092/full.png\" data-id=\"21092\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /><br /><br />&gt; </b>Ils leurs achètent des jouets hors de prix alors qu'ils savent très bien qu'un bouchon en plastique suffit<b> <img src=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/35/3553/355358/full.jpeg\" alt=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/35/3553/355358/full.jpeg\" data-id=\"355358\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /><br /><br />&gt; </b>Ils montrent les photos et vidéos de leurs chats de force à des gens qui n'ont rien demandé <img src=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/0/17/1734/full.png\" alt=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/0/17/1734/full.png\" data-id=\"1734\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /><br /><br /><b>Phase critique :</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>&gt; </b>Ils appellent leurs chats mon bébé, mon fils, ma princesse, ... <img src=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/11/1113/111321/full.png\" alt=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/11/1113/111321/full.png\" data-id=\"111321\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /><br /><br /><b>&gt;</b> Ils leurs pardonnent absolument tout même quand ils griffent leur fauteuil à 2000€ <img src=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/0/19/1975/full.png\" alt=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/0/19/1975/full.png\" data-id=\"1975\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /><br /><br /><b>&gt;</b> Ils se plie en deux au lit pour ne pas les déranger <img src=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/25/2591/259101/full.png\" alt=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/25/2591/259101/full.png\" data-id=\"259101\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Cette maladie s'appelle la <b>Toxoplasma gondii, si tu lit ce topic avec ton chat, tu es déjà infecté <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/3d749703-1294-4126-a83f-005bfa7f989f.jpeg\" alt=\"yuki\" data-id=\"372629\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></b></div>","originalContent":null,"files":[],"villageId":"village","topic":{"id":143302,"title":"[ALERTE] Une nouvelle MALADIE transmise par les CHATS","slug":"alerte-une-nouvelle-maladie-transmise-par-les-chats","messagesCount":6,"villageId":"village"},"user":{"id":"f722afe4-08cb-46c9-8b07-578dc4d645f4","username":"LeDruide","avatar":"63b321b1-f8a5-4717-ae1d-68819c863091.png","villages_members":[{"userId":"f722afe4-08cb-46c9-8b07-578dc4d645f4","villageId":"village","points":7824,"kickedUntil":"2026-08-17T07:34:43.541Z","disabled":false,"emoji":{"code":"man_mage","url":"https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/jdecked/twemoji@15.1.0/assets/72x72/1f9d9-200d-2642-fe0f.png","surrogates":"🧙‍♂️"}}],"groups_members":[{"group":{"id":412,"name":"Cercle druidique","icon":"137db167-e522-422b-9a8f-76dced1561e0.jpeg"}}]},"reactions":[],"createdAt":"2026-10-18T20:43:31.732Z","updatedAt":null,"deleted":false,"first":true,"updater":null,"repliedMessageId":null,"repliedMessage":null,"mentions":[],"embeds":[],"poll":null,"rawContent":"<div>Elle infecte déjà un bon quasi MILLIARD de personnes et il n'existe aucun traitement pour guérir de ce PARASITE <img src=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/25/2591/259101/full.png\" alt=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/25/2591/259101/full.png\" data-id=\"259101\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>En plus extrêmement contagieuse <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/3d749703-1294-4126-a83f-005bfa7f989f.jpeg\" alt=\"yuki\" data-id=\"372629\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div><b>Les premiers symptômes sont souvent discret :</b></div><div><br /></div><div><b>&gt;</b> Au début, les personnes croient que tout vas bien et puis leur téléphone commence à se remplir de photos et vidéos de leur chat <img src=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/0/13/1348/full.png\" alt=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/0/13/1348/full.png\" data-id=\"1348\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div><b>&gt;</b> Ils annules des plans juste pour rester avec lui et sans s'en rendre compte, ils commencent à lui parler avec une voix aigüe de tapette totalement ridicule. <img src=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/14/1430/143089/full.png\" alt=\"https://risibank.fr/cache/medias/0/14/1430/143089/full.png\" data-id=\"143089\" width=\"64\" height=\"48\" class=\"sticker\" /><br /><br /><b>Ensuite sa s'empire :</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>&gt; </b>Les personnes infectés refusent de jeter les cartons et souffrent du syndrome de Diogène. 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