{"messages":[{"id":2558683,"content":"<div>Je viens de dire tout à l'heure sur un topic : \"Pourquoi j'entend un aspi ?\" <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/ed574621-7e3f-4ee9-8e82-735ca6690810.gif\" alt=\":mouais:\" data-id=\"372573\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Par précaution je suis allé me cacher avec le PC derrière les conduits de VMC, comme j'ai dit y a 10 minutes</div><div><br /></div><div>10 secondes après 3 gendarmes ont déboulés sur le toit avec les lampes de poche</div><div><br /></div><div>Ils m'ont cherché partout ils m'ont pas trouvé <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/3deab8b8-ff43-4442-879a-c378535c293c.gif\" alt=\":rire:\" data-id=\"371979\" class=\"sticker\" /></div>","originalContent":null,"files":[],"villageId":"village","topic":{"id":145634,"title":"Les GENDARMES viennent de me chercher 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src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/3deab8b8-ff43-4442-879a-c378535c293c.gif\" alt=\":rire:\" data-id=\"371979\" class=\"sticker\" />"},{"id":2558696,"content":"<div>Ils ont mit 30 coups de lampe de poche près de mon conduit de VMC il m'ont pas vu derrière <img src=\"https://pub-edb0c2460d754c5eb19e4f23b232496e.r2.dev/3deab8b8-ff43-4442-879a-c378535c293c.gif\" alt=\":rire:\" data-id=\"371979\" class=\"sticker\" /></div><div><br /></div><div>J'étais assis en tailleur j'ai juste eu le temps de refermer le capot du PC</div><div><br /></div><div>J'avais le doigt coincé sous le capot je bougeais pas pour rester silencieux</div>","originalContent":null,"files":[],"villageId":"village","topic":{"id":145634,"title":"Les GENDARMES viennent de me chercher 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